I feel like Elon is trolling us with the name of his and Grimes’s kid. Hrmm, maybe they are trolling the kid. It works out for me either way. Gave me a great description to write on my next Demonetized video.
So, my man Elon brought another consciousness into the simulation. Do you think there is a form you fill out before you’re plugged into the machine? The usual stuff like if you want to be born into wealth, go to a great college, etc.? I wonder if when Elon’s kid turned in the form to the receptionist at the Earth Department, they asked if he wanted a specific name? Did he say, “No. I will let those already in the simulation name me something culturally appropriate.” Sometimes it pays off to be thorough. And, you know what? Why didn’t the knucklehead who plugged in to become me pick one damn useful skill to have? I would have taken anything at this point. I feel like they must be a simulation junkie, and they don’t want to be in the real reality any longer than it takes to hit the randomize button and dive back into a new avatar. Thanks for nothing, crackhead! I hope when you unplug this time my playthrough traumatizes you.