So, WoW 2v2 arenas have a problem. That problem is Healers. They designed healers to be able to withstand being beaten on by more than 2 people. Why allow them in the arena? Not every duo combination can CC healers long enough to kill their partner. You know why? Activision Blizzard doesn’t give a flying fuck. That’s why. So none meta DPS comps are forced try and blast the healer down while they run around the arena like a jackass and then still have enough juice to kill their partner after you manage to kill the healer. So, this next Demonetized video is dedicated to that.
LAMAR “BLUE” BALLOCKS
Hello, hello, hello. Do we have an exciting line-up at this year’s Greased Healer Competition, folks! T.J., which healers do you think will be the toughest match-ups for our unorthodox duo?
T.J. HEMPSWORTH
Well Lamar, No Nuts Joey Bob is an up and coming Druid that has shown that they can run clear across the map at the slightest hint of danger, but they are going to have to prove themselves to get on the hall of fame like Namby-pamby Donny or Spineless Jimbo.
LAMAR
I’m hoping to see something spectacular like when Gutless Erl avoided combat altogether for 4 minutes while healing both himself and his teammate with ease. I mean, I haven’t seen anyone avoid close contact like that since the last date with my wife.
T.J.
Me either.
LAMAR
What?
T.J.
Welp, it looks like Yellow Bellow Hank is all greased up and ready to enter the arena to do that Mistweaver thing and use every pillar on the map to line of sight any time he wishes.
LAMAR
Hello? Hello, Linda can you hear me? Did you sleep with Thomas?
T.J.
F-folks, today’s matches are sponsored by Sissy Lard. Only the finest lard from healers that never stop running from a fight. When you need to squeeze out of a Death Knight’s grip, you need to be a Sissy.
LAMAR
I’ve been a fool! How did I not see you were sleeping with my wife?!
T.J.
Lamar, I … lathered myself up in grease, and I slipped past you as you came home, avoiding the confrontation altogether. Like a healer.
LAMAR
Hahaha, Thomas. I can never stay mad at you.