I can’t wait to be rich. That’s the big dream and the promise of America. I was going to use my money to invest, create jobs, and keep a good bit for security and comfort. NOPE! As it turns out, I was dreaming small. Apparently, with wealth comes immortality. I did NOT know that. The QAnon peeps have shed light on how the super wealthy can live forever. The secret is adrenochrome. They say it’s extracted from the pituitary glands of tortured children; the children that the ultra rich(Just Liberals though not Conservatives and Ol’ Small Hands Donny Trump) traffic around the world in their underground tunnels they have.

That’s it? All I have to do is be a rich liberal and tap into an already established adrenochrome Silk Road. Listen, I know it’s hard to be extremely wealthy, powerful, to think that everyone deserves equal liberty, and fit a human body in a blender, but folks, I feel I’m up to the task. So be sure to smash that like button, follow, subscribe, and hit that bell! Together we can achieve eternal life for me. Trust me, I would do worse to get it!