The RNG gods owe me an apology August 28, 2026 No Comments Forty-one runs at the same boss, an 8% drop rate, and the exact moment I realized the game was seeding its RNG off my save file. Read More »
Elden Ring taught me more about failure than my 401(k) August 14, 2026 No Comments One of them punishes hubris instantly. The other compounds it quarterly. Read More »
Save-scumming as a philosophy of regret July 17, 2026 No Comments Quick-load is just time travel for cowards, and I am a frequent traveler. Read More »
I let a random number generator plan my Saturday June 5, 2026 No Comments A d20 decided my errands. Natural 1 meant the DMV. It rolled a natural 1. Read More »