The bathroom scale is running a casino

Same day, same me, three different numbers. The house always wins.

Same day, same me, three different numbers. I moved it to the tile, then the rug, then back, chasing the reading I liked the way a gambler chases a comp.

A scale with a two-pound spread is not measuring you. It is dealing you a hand.

I now weigh in best-of-three, which everyone agrees is science.